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XML Sitemap Errors

Article created:- February 22, 2023 9:18 am
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Having real fun with a great many 404s being generated on my site of late. I’m being informed of the missing URLs, because of this PHP code that I placed inside my own 404.PHP file. <?php $adminemail = get_option( ‘admin_email’ ); $website = get_bloginfo( ‘url’ ); $websitename = get_bloginfo( ‘name’ ); if ( !isset ( $_SERVER[ ‘HTTP_REFERER’ ] ) ) { // left blank .. } elseif ( isset( $_SERVER[ ‘HTTP_REFERER’ ] ) ) { $failuremess = ‘Heads up!<br />A user tried to go to $website ..<br /> [ ‘; […]

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COVID-19

Article created:- January 13, 2022 5:12 pm
Last modified:- January 6, 2024 8:10 pm

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The subject header says it all. But just what does it actually say? Well for a start, this new killer covid virus is just another form of the common coronavirus; of which there are hundreds and hundreds that we have currently catalogued. ** No one really knows how many there are, and no one really knows how long they’ve been around: all happily infecting the lungs of their unwitting hosts, but from that; then it’s a good assumption, that it’s been ever since fish started breathing the air. The Path: […]

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Finicky Forum

Article created:- October 18, 2021 9:08 am
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I’ve finally finished the FORUM! A process that found me using the WP bbPress plugin platform as its foundation, done mainly because of the PHP software’s well documented integration to within WordPress itself. A Forum BTW: that’s accessible by clicking the MFOR:02 button found on the main Home screen. Which is a feature that’s only available to registered board members, or time-Warriors as I like to call them. Try clicking it, and not being logged in: then you’ll be invited to register. All done with the tiny piece of server […]

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My Faulty Function

Article created:- September 2, 2021 12:30 pm
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[ Operational notes ] After nine (ten) months of leaning CSS HTML and JS, .. This poxy Newbie has only now just discovered how to combine classes, (within a declaration.) Prior to me finally figuring that out, the ignorant tosspot was using # and IDs in my HTML code and style-sheets respectively. It worked, as in:- <a class=”img-spacer” id=”command-links” .. etc .. But in doing this, I then found the code being hammered by all of the website speed-testers found out there. With all of them pointing out my (I […]

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Virgins and other fa...

Article created:- August 30, 2021 6:57 pm
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(Facet) – meaning: one part of a subject, situation; that has many parts. (Fascinating.) ** old Latin word for (evil-spell), but it originally meant (bewitched), or (spellbound.) That’s it boys – blame the woman again: bloody virgins, coming over here and taking all of our jobs. In this instance, the virgin in question, is a monolithic monopoly company called ( Virgin ). A clean-cut-firm, that can’t even be bothered to employ telephone support staff anymore, which is all due to the bottom line cost-cutting cuts. So instead, the high flying […]

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